In fairness to the DTIC, I haven't given them any reason to ACTUALLY want to talk to me. However it is their job and the are paid to do it.
Here's the bottom line. The document that Y4Y regards as a code is not a code. It's an opinion. It's a dangerous document because the DTIC did nothing to discourage the YES4Youth people from publishing FAQs and from disseminating other communication to a myriad people.
This is a serious omission. Slappie has been tasked with developing, monitoring and advising on policies and his people once again failed. The consequences for this failure - probably performance bonuses.
There's an election next week people. We have a right to clean and competent governance. The anc has not delivered on this and they never will. I'll say it again, Cyril is the only hope we have, the anc know it but they would rather sink the boat.
Here's a post from the past, one that I have posted twice, once in 2011 and then in 2017. Amazing how nothing has changed. It's alarming how little has changed. Not amazing, alarming!
Is there any ANC left to organise a piss-up in a brewery?
Recently (actually 2011 but the sentiment remains and the language is much stronger) my friend Kevin announced that the ANC couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. This is an appreciation of the anc government's ability to organise a piss-up in a brewery, or organise anything for that matter.
We know that many senior anc members enjoy the finer things in life, like Maybachs, Range Rovers, Glen whiskies, Hansa Pilsener and nice watches, the value of which could feed a small family for a lifetime. It therefore stands to reason that the taxpayer's money is plentiful for pilferage, especially during a pandemic - hence wastage is really not a concern. This piss-up would have to cost millions and because millions are required and the anc is in fact broke - it will be an official piss-up organised by national government. Under these circumstances the organisation of such a piss-up would need to go to tender.
Unsurprisingly the tender is likely to be awarded to some Digital Vibes type company. You know the type of company that knows fuck-all about piss-ups but know an incredible amount about being paid for knowing fuck-all. Vibes takes their 90% and finds some sodi pop to outsource another firm to source service providers for this event (who will never be paid).
Now the fun really starts
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The members of the very fractured anc start fighting with each other about the guest-list, the venue, the date, the fact that the workers (who haven't been invited) weren't consulted. Court action is threatened.
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The youth league and MKVMA have a practice run at a prominent nightclub, beyond COVID curfews, drop their trousers and threaten to boycott the event because the beverage of choice doesn't include Oros, which is a great mixer for expensive scotch.
- The women's league insists that zuma is entitled to take another 50 wives before the event and that the weddings should be paid for by SAA.
- The above is retracted when zuma's spokes0jimmy realises that his principal's lady sunk SAA
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A court case ensues. It's not clear who is suing who but an appeal is successfully applied for. Four years are lost
Five years later piss-up organisation is revitalised, however there are few mishaps
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The road to the venue is littered with patches of what once was road and potholes are now the norm. The patches of road compromise the hard suspension on the Maybachs and Range Rovers and other publicly funded personal modes of transport. Helicopters are not considered as there are no more helicopter pilots left in South Africa as they all work in Australia.
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The licence to sell liquor at the venue has been irregularly awarded to dududoos, one of zuma's 800 children. He sees fit (because he is such a likable guy) to charge the taxpayer a premium for the privilege of using his liquor licence. Nothing like stealing from your own.
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The brewery itself (which once was profitable) has been sold to the saxonwold consortium which is made up of recent mining charter beneficiaries. This has resulted in the brewing accouterments being shipped off to Dubai for saltwater purification purposes.
This story then gets out to the press who report on the corruption that occurred within the tender process and so the piss-up in the brewery is cancelled. lesufi accuses the alcohol molecules of being racist because they effect more Africans per capita than any other race group.
An inquiry is launched. Nothing conclusive is found.