Too much BEE has not been known to kill a person yet but it can really raise your bloodpressure to unhealthy levels. I am starting a new venture in the transformation world but this does not require anyone to measure blackness. The only measurement we're interested in is your belt size. If your clothes feel looser the chances are you'll feel better.
The name of the new company is 5Notches.com, notches of course referring to a notch in your belt. I do understand that women don't wear belts as often as men but they also know when their clothes are too tight. Our philosophy is simple - if your clothes feel looser then you are losing weight. If you're losing weight then your blood pressure will return to healthy levels, you'll have more energy and you'll be happier in general.
Up until this point there's nothing new here. Every weightloss/diet/nutrition or eating plan says exactly the same thing. What makes 5Notches.com different is that we don't think that a long term lifestyle plan has much success if you have to go cold turkey. It doesn't deal with basic issues of craving. Every diet etc will require to either eat less or cut out something. We've developed a five step plan to wean you off sugar and carbohydrates. The fact remains that we are all addicted to some type of food and this addiction is not particularly good for us. You could regard tobacco as food if Frank Zappa is anything to go by.
The 5Notches.com method lowers you down gently. On the way you're going to find that you are slowly gaining control over your addiction, and all the while you'll start losing weight. Your cholesterol levels will become manageable, you'll be less stressed and probably quite a lot happier. Also - and this is a VERY IMPORTANT ALSO, you will never go hungry. Tim Noakes told me that human beings should really only eat every 14 hours. The reason behind this is that they aren't hungry. Any diet that keeps you craving your next meal has little chance of success. Our method is - eat when you are hungry and eat as much as you like, just don't eat any carbohydrates.
I'll be posting more on this over the next few years. Sorry to those who subscribed to a pure BEE blog, we're still on the subject of transformation - it's just that this type of transformation does not involve Rob Davies (dankie tog). However whilst Rob Davies is still in charge of destroying our country I'll still find time to deal with those issues.
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